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Friday, March 7, 2008

Hey all !
Ok.. no more pics to post.. lols.
Some jokes here~
i'll post the answers later on.

updated: 10 March 08

Q1: When an elephant climbs a tree what breaks?

ANS : It will break world record, coz elephant cant climb tree !
Q2:
Personality Test
There is a coconut tree. The chimpanzee, KingKong, Gorilla and Oran-utan decided to have a competition. They will see who climbs the faster to reach the top and come back with a banana. Guess who will come back first.

ANS :
Chimpanzee- You are stupid.
KingKong- Big size but stupid
Gorilla- Black and stupid
Oran-utan- Rare and stupid
Because there are no banana on a coconut tree !

Q3: what city has no ppl?

ANS : ELECTRICITY

Joke 1
Strange Happenings In A Hospital

There was this case in this hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed on Friday mornings around 9am regardless of their age, gender, medical history or medical
condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural: Why did death occur at that same bed around the same time every Friday?

So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause of the deaths.

Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. The new (unknowing) patient laid there.

Some doctors held wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil...and they waited.

8am, the patient was still alive...

8.30am...still breathing...

Just before the 'cursed' time, the door to the ward swung open...

Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, comes in and unplugs the life support system so that she can use the vacuum cleaner...

Joke 2
11 people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest.

10 were blondes, one was a brunette. As a group they decided that one of the party must let go. If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone would perish.

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.

Finally, the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others.

The blondes applauded.

* Taken from some forums


ok that's all!~
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