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Yunhe over here... yup, 1st time update class blog... and 1st of all really nothing much to update as i am not like xuan yi, taking photos and really know about the class... so ya, here are some jokes for you guys... you may have seen it in my multiply or other place... but just want to share it to those who never see it before... oh ya! there r some riddles after those LAME jokes... do have a look at those riddles...
Jokes
1) One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, 'Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!' Her mom replies, 'Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad.'

2) During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?' The hubby replied: 'Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life.'

3) Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : 'My dos is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : 'I know...' First Woman : 'How?' Second Woman : 'My dog told me.'

4) A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

5) It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale and some advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30 in the morning in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colourful curses.On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line, 'That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don't open the stupid store!'

6) Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.' Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?'

Riddles
1)What has roots as nobody sees,

Is taller than trees,

Up, up it goes,

And yet never grows?

2)Thirty white horses on a red hill,

First they champ,

Then they stamp,

Then they stand still.

What are they?

3)It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,

Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt,

It lies behind stars and under hills,

And empty holes it fills.

It comes first and follows after,

Ends life, kills laughter.

What is it?

4)The rich want it,

The poor has it,

If you eat it you die.

What is it?

5)I am alive without breath,

As cold as death;

Never thirsty, ever drinking,

All in mail never clinking.

What am I?

so how is the riddles?? easy or hard?? do try to answer those riddles, tag in the tagboard to give your answers... will reveal the answers when it is time, =D